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The Fading Dream of a Blue Wave

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If you thought the Republican Party couldn't possibly win the upcoming midterm elections in the face of The Moron Presidency and the vaunted Blue...

Facebook Levels Anti-Nazis with Nazis

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Facebook is in the tyranny and oppression business now, and business is good. Remember how Donald Trump outraged America last year by leveling anti-fascists with...

Hobby Lobby Founder Stockpiling Jews

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Some people invest in antiques, Hobby Lobby Founder David Green invests in dead Jews.

Gallup Poll: Trump Wouldn’t Get Laid As Working Joe

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Embattled President Donald Trump would never get laid if he was poor or middle class, according to a new poll by The Gallup Organization. Ninety...

The Case for Stripping Trump Morons of the Vote

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It’s a rare and wonderful thing when a highly educated, award-winning, liberal journalist committed to the greater good finds themselves on the same side...

Trump’s Handshake Says He’s Putin’s Sub

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The first time I met old-school Georgia Sheriff Arnold Ray Akins in 1993, he reached out to greet me and then turned his massive paw above...

Gun-Toting Granny Caps Son

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Anna Mae Blessing, 92, gave birth to a son 72 years ago and raised him up with the expectation she would be treated with...

NeoLibs are Not Liberals, Never Have Been

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Painful Truth 911 Gazillion: There is absolutely zero Liberalism in today’s "NeoLiberalism." The phrase has become a disingenuous euphemism for savage capitalism and class warfare. One...

Why are Conservatives So Angry and Horny?

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Conservative groups exhibited some of the highest levels of sexual frustration and aggression in the history of The Cynical Times' Annual Index of American Politics...

It’s Time to Expand #MeToo to the Rest of Us

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The #MeToo Movement has put a laudable spotlight on the supremacist behavior of America’s toxic elites, but its focus on celebrity victims is an unfortunate extension...