Tag: cynical
The Fading Dream of a Blue Wave
If you thought the Republican Party couldn't possibly win the upcoming midterm elections in the face of The Moron Presidency and the vaunted Blue...
Facebook Levels Anti-Nazis with Nazis
Facebook is in the tyranny and oppression business now, and business is good. Remember how Donald Trump outraged America last year by leveling anti-fascists with...
Hobby Lobby Founder Stockpiling Jews
Some people invest in antiques, Hobby Lobby Founder David Green invests in dead Jews.
Gallup Poll: Trump Wouldn’t Get Laid As Working Joe
Embattled President Donald Trump would never get laid if he was poor or middle class, according to a new poll by The Gallup Organization. Ninety...
The Case for Stripping Trump Morons of the Vote
It’s a rare and wonderful thing when a highly educated, award-winning, liberal journalist committed to the greater good finds themselves on the same side...
Trump’s Handshake Says He’s Putin’s Sub
The first time I met old-school Georgia Sheriff Arnold Ray Akins in 1993, he reached out to greet me and then turned his massive paw above...
Gun-Toting Granny Caps Son
Anna Mae Blessing, 92, gave birth to a son 72 years ago and raised him up with the expectation she would be treated with...
NeoLibs are Not Liberals, Never Have Been
Painful Truth 911 Gazillion: There is absolutely zero Liberalism in today’s "NeoLiberalism." The phrase has become a disingenuous euphemism for savage capitalism and class warfare. One...
Why are Conservatives So Angry and Horny?
Conservative groups exhibited some of the highest levels of sexual frustration and aggression in the history of The Cynical Times' Annual Index of American Politics...
It’s Time to Expand #MeToo to the Rest of Us
The #MeToo Movement has put a laudable spotlight on the supremacist behavior of America’s toxic elites, but its focus on celebrity victims is an unfortunate extension...
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