Tag: pelosi
Love in the Time of Hog Heads and Habitual Liars
Scientists are racing the clock to find a cure for the Pinnochio Effect, as Republican fabulists contend with a frightening and inexplicable period of rapid skull expansion in the post-Trump era.
Democratic Report Card: D
With the midterm elections just three months away, the poster child for the Democratic Party remains a greedy, aging, silver spoon – just like...
President to Marry Daughter Ivanka in Royal Wedding
Donald Trump ratcheted up his “no rules” approach to life Friday with the announcement of his impending wedding to daughter Ivanka and their plans...
Sexists to the Left of Me, Racists to the Right
"The rampant sexism and racism of America's privileged white women is becoming intolerable." If that kind of sweeping group bias disturbs you, then you're a...
God Admits Mistakes, Regrets Past Failures
God expressed regret for his failure to prevent genocide, natural disaster, poverty, war, child abuse, and The Moron Presidency on Thursday, acknowledging for the...
U.S. Lawmakers to Introduce Robotic Citizens
Congressional Republicans and Democrats announced a tentative agreement Thursday to replace poor and middle class Americans with robots and artificial intelligence (AI) by 2020....
Hillary is Not The Anti-Trump
It still stuns me to hear Hillary Clinton blame her defeat in the 2016 presidential race on anything but the $153 million she accepted...
How to Wash Political Bribe Money
Politicians routinely confront the same daunting challenge: How to wash dirty bribe money clean? It can be a vexing situation. Regardless of whether you're Republican...
Congress and Lobbyists Missing Obama
Say what you will about former president Barack Obama, but his oft-frustrated reform efforts were a windfall for the lobbyist industry and the political...