Tag: politics

Scientists are racing the clock to find a cure for the Pinnochio Effect, as Republican fabulists contend with a frightening and inexplicable period of rapid skull expansion in the post-Trump era.

The Moron President's mishandling of the Covid-19 pandemic has led The United States into the deadliest period in its 244-year history. The previous record? The U.S. Civil War. It generated an average of 504 deaths a day – about half of the current Covid death rate. About 20 Americans are dying each day right now for each U.S. combat death at the height of The Vietnam War – when our military averaged 46 fatalities a day in 1968.

Financial markets plunged this morning following a disastrous presidential press conference about the coronavirus pandemic, in which Donald J. Trump confused the fast-spreading illness with the Bohemia and Dos Equis beers.

The Wall Street cheerleaders at CNBC would like you to believe new home sales surged to their highest level in more than...

If you thought the Republican Party couldn't possibly win the upcoming midterm elections in the face of The Moron Presidency and the vaunted Blue...

When it comes to “schadenfreude,” the German word for taking pleasure in the suffering of others, Facebook CEO and Chairman Mark Zuckerberg is No....

The “recreational mannequin” which prompted a police investigation Thursday in Ohio is actually a long lost and much loved member of the presidential household, according to law enforcement officials.

“I wouldn’t call first penis a toadstool dah-link,” said first wife Ivana, 69. “It remind me of geoduck. You know this thing – yes? – is like big clam that look like little dick.”

The Cynical Times’ Working Class Hero of the Week is “Plaid-Shirt-Guy.”

The Moron presidency took a turn for the surreal Thursday, when Donald Trump told supporters it’ll be their fault if he's impeached.